Top 10 Reasons why our housemate is a cat

1. She microwaves things that look like milk in bowls- easier to lap up 2. She always says “My hair looks like a lion” 3. She stays in her room a lot because… Continue reading →

The Hometown Hookup, and Drake

Being back in my hometown for the holidays makes me want to listen to Drake in the worst way. Driving past my high school makes me *gag* NOSTALGIC for my life from three… Continue reading →

What no one wants to admit about the holidays.

After the initial twenty-four blissful hours of being home for the holidays reality finally sets in. If you are anything like me you have locked yourself in your childhood room with a bottle… Continue reading →

Post Bar Poutine > Post Bar Hook Up’s

Would you rather satisfy your sexual frustration with poutine or a penis? Easy. Poutine. Here’s why: It’s never a one-night stand because you can always go back Poutine doesn’t judge you when a… Continue reading →

Poutine as your potential hookup

Your significant other wrapped up into one beautiful poutine: Traditional: Your classic all American- he wears khakis and a button down every time you’re out. He orders a Canadian because he would never… Continue reading →

Hungry for the Holidays

Empty fridges, take-out containers and the endless wait for garbage day to toss the molding foods are a few of the many novelties of student living. Being home over break is like visiting… Continue reading →

Transferring: the thing no one wants to talk about

But awkward subjects are my favorite so I will!!! Hey, I transferred universities. And it was the hardest. but also best, thing I’ve ever done. When I realized how unhappy I was at… Continue reading →

Texts I will never send

• One day you will thank us. I know you can’t see that now, but I can only hope that one day you will see that what we did, we did because we… Continue reading →

Steps of Writing a Paper and How You’re Probably Feeling During Each

1. Killer Introduction Here is where you’re going to get your marks. Ok not actually but here’s where you either captivate your TA or you piss them off. Be concise. Don’t use airy-fairy… Continue reading →

The 12 bars of “I Hate Myself”

If you haven’t heard of the event “12 bars of Christmas” or what I have tried to rename it “The 12 bars of fuck fest/ slut mas” – neither of which have caught… Continue reading →