Top 10 Reasons why our housemate is a cat
1. She microwaves things that look like milk in bowls- easier to lap up
2. She always says “My hair looks like a lion”
3. She stays in her room a lot because of the ‘No pets without a leash’ policy in our lease
4. She laughed really hard at that policy when we heard it for the first time
5. She is always topless in her room incase she needs to morph quickly
6. She runs quickly from room to room
7. She poses like a small cat licking her paws in most photos
8. She takes over one hundred naps a day
9. Her hair is always clogging the shower drain
10. Easily amused with a piece of string
She says she’s in nursing but really she’s just a cat.