The Hometown Hookup, and Drake

Being back in my hometown for the holidays makes me want to listen to Drake in the worst way. Driving past my high school makes me *gag* NOSTALGIC for my life from three… Continue reading →

Steps of Writing a Paper and How You’re Probably Feeling During Each

1. Killer Introduction Here is where you’re going to get your marks. Ok not actually but here’s where you either captivate your TA or you piss them off. Be concise. Don’t use airy-fairy… Continue reading →

Why Michael Cera is My Spirit Animal

1. He’s adorable. Michael seems like the type of guy who would blush instead of stare if my shirt was accidentally see-through. And that’s so cute. 2. He understands what being wine-drunk is… Continue reading →

10 Tell Tale Signs That You Are a Wintertime Hermit

Its that time of year again. The snow has begun to fall and you have to wear your parka to walk literally anywhere. If you’re anything like us, you’re experiencing 10 sure symptoms… Continue reading →

10 Things I Hate About You

Over the past eight months I have been nursing a broken heart. And what I’ve come to learn is that everyone wants to give you their two cents when it comes to heart… Continue reading →

Trials and Tribulations of Life Without Drunk Food

What’s the best thing about going to the bar? A. Dancing with your friends B. Getting that cute guy from your French Tutorial to buy you a drink C. Hearing DJ Illuminaughty’s latest… Continue reading →